| Author (if available): M |
| Title: Scrooge’s Law |
| Category: XMAS |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): Chalk & Cheese set the Device to see happy Xmases Past of B&D. Little B in an orphanage manages to save a Swiss Roll sent from home from the clutches of older boys; little D is hit by a customer of his mother’s , but she does not let the customer play with D. Horrified, the elves try the present (despite Scrooge’s Law says happy past sad present and horrors to come 8-). B&D are out in the cold on a stakeout behind a dumpster! The future, though, is B&D snuggling happily in bed. Hoorray! |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 11 |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: Xmas 96 |
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| Author (if available): Maiden Wyoming |
| Title: Christmas Future |
| Category: XMAS |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): Chalk and Cheese look at B&D’s future. C is dead and CI5 over. D is retiring to paint, and B is leaving to be a merc advisor, unable to bear anymore his unexpressed love for D: but D stops him, says he has been loving B too but coulndt do anything till they were in CI5. He wants them to be together forever. They have sex. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 11 |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: Xmas 96 |
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| Author (if available): Maiden Wyoming |
| Title: ‘earts & Flowers |
| Category: WRITR (writer in the story) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B&D are put by fen in a room and they have to talk about their feelings before being allowed eating drinking or having sex. Despite their efforts, the champagne sticks in the glasses and they are glued to the sofa and cant move. So they manage to talk, with herculean effort – and then are rewarded. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 65 |
| Word count (thousands) 2.7 |
| Date written: Sept. 1997 |
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| Author (if available): Maiden Wyoming |
| Title: Journey West |
| Category: CASE |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): 1995. B&D are now consultants for CI5, and are sent on a secret mission that turns into a nightmarish op susie. They are sent to a US nazi group, where they are to train the troops and then realize a secret hit. B is poisoned and has to receive an antidote daily, to ensure cooperation, and they have to pose as violent monsters. The strain makes them realize that they have been in love, and they progress to a physical relationship. However, as B had to commit particular violent acts to protect wounded D (ripping a heart off a person’s chest, torturing, etc), he falls into a dark mood despite D’s efforts. As they are sent on their mission (kidnap the US presiden’s children) they meet an indian family, who uncannily understand and help them through B’s poisoning crises, his depression and their practical problems in the op susie. There is more violence, but in the end, B&D manage to save the president, have the nazi captured and drag B back from his mood (with the help of some indian spirits). All is well. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 198 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: 1997 |
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| Author (if available): Maiden Wyoming |
| Title: Licensed To Thrill |
| Category: FUTUR (FUTURE OF POST CI5 STORY) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): 2001. B is the head of CI5, D is retired and paints with success. D visits B in his office to announce a profitable sale, and they have sex there. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 17 |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: |
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| Prequel to: Desperately Seeking Agents; The Hotline |
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| Author (if available): Maiden Wyoming |
| Title: Love & Marriage |
| Category: WRITR (writer in the story) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B&D are having trouble adjusting to being put by fen in a rose-covered cottage, but eventually they relent, hang the horrible orange curtains which finally allows them to have sexÉ |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): |
| Word count (thousands) 33 |
| Date written: 700 |
| Sequel to: March. 1999 |
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| Author (if available): Maiden Wyoming |
| Title: Measure for Measure |
| Category: WRITR (writer in the story) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B&D are captured by a horde of fen and subjected to measurements – eyes,height, and … |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 22 |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: Jan. 1998 |
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| Author (if available): Maiden Wyoming |
| Title: Rose in Any Other Shape, A |
| Category: SUPER (SUPERNATURAL) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): D wakes up a woman and calls B for help – B has been silently loving D and might now have him/her – D is willing enough – but B realizes he prefers the male D – and tells him/her. They end up in bed anyway, and D tells B he/she loves him. Yet, B would rather have D as a man – and D also wants to be back to himself (though he/she is having fun discovering femaleness). As they talk, B comes up with a theory – somehow D turned into a woman to be able to have him, B. Resigned, they sleep – and are awakened by an emergency call. B goes but tells D to stay put – and B is promptly captured – D rescues him in the nick of time – and he is a man again! They go to bed then discuss the event. B thinks that he, B, willed D male when he thought he was to die – then he also says that to repay the energy debt, and since they had sex with no protection when D was a woman, it is possible that D is pregnant. The end? |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 97 |
| Word count (thousands) 14.3 |
| Date written: |
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| Prequel to: Sauce for the Gander |
| Originally published in zine: NOT WHAT YOU EXPECT |
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| Author (if available): Maiden Wyoming |
| Title: To Err Is Human |
| Category: FSTIM (FIRST TIME) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B kneecaps D to keep him safe from CI5-related danger, then he goes on a very dangerous mission where he is beaten up almost to death. C feels guitly because he exploited B’s love for D to make the partnership successful – so C tells D the whole story. D attends B’s recovery (they are both cripples now), with the intention of somehow getting his revenge, but he ends up acknowlegding his love instead. C is far from perturbed, and actually manages to exploit the denouement to make them his heirs with CI5. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 13 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: Jan. 1999 |
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| Originally published in zine: PRIORITY A-3 |
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| Author (if available): Mailander, Jane |
| Title: Bodiana Jones and The Eye of Argon |
| Category: AU |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B is Indigo Jones and D his student Ravenwood. They are pursued by Nazi and rival archaeologist Levache (C), while Murphy and Kate Ross’s avatars help them. They are after a big magical ruby, Kali’s eye, guided by a pornographic mythological tale. The find out that the ruby is D’s heart, which Levache cuts out of his breast as D is still alive. Kali however steps in, and not only she horribly kills Levache for his sacrilege; she also resuscitates D just as the heartbroken B was going to commit suicide over his lover’s body. (The resuscitation is effected by taking B’s heart and giving half of it to D, so they are now sharing one heart) |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 34 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: after 1992 |
| Sequel to: |
| Prequel to: |
| Originally published in zine: B&D’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES |
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| Author (if available): Mailander, Jane |
| Title: Boys I’ the Hood |
| Category: AU |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B&D find themselves with Robin Hood’s band. They are desertors and they help robbing the tax wagon and B fights the sheriff (Krivas) who had raped and killed his wife. They are also helped by Avon and Vila (who are also travelling in time) and they find out, much to their surprise, that B is Little John! |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 25 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: 1991-1992? |
| Sequel to: |
| Prequel to: |
| Originally published in zine: B&D’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES |
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| Author (if available): Mailander, Jane |
| Title: Clueless Pair, The |
| Category: AU |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B is a poor nobleman who should marry a rich girl, and D is his valet. They find high society petty and cruel and they react accordingly. D is sent to the stables for insolence (and he has a fling with Marge Harper the Cook); B is much taken by ugly but good and intelligent Beverly. They rescue her and another woman from Krivas’ kidnapping and B |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 47 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: after 1992 |
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| Prequel to: |
| Originally published in zine: B&D’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES |
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| Author (if available): Mailander, Jane |
| Title: Commemoration |
| Category: DEATH |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): Third anniversary of B’s death, and D is undercover on an op. Murphy fights his anxiety for D’s safety, and he reflects on his lingering belief that while he loves D, D is not so involved, B forever coming first in D’s heart. A couple of days later, the op breaks safely and D is back. Murphy goes to the graveyard to put flowers on B’s tomb, and finds that D managed to put his despite being undercover. He joins both bouquests, forming a purple heart-like decoration, and goes home. D waits for him: not only he can think of B’s death without bitterness, D also says he loves Murphy (D’s greatest regret was that he did never tell that to B) and this is also the anniversary of their relationship. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 33 |
| Word count (thousands) 4.5 |
| Date written: |
| Sequel to: Land-Bridge; Migration; Settlement; Exploration |
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| Originally published in zine: CHALK & CHEESE 18 |
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| Author (if available): Mailander, Jane |
| Title: Dances with Bulls |
| Category: AU |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B&D are bull-leapers in Crete. They have to deal with the hostility of their team (all paired lovers from other fandoms), with the bulls and above all with Minos’ son Minotaur — he molests B and drugs the bull as part of a coup. During the leaping a huge earthquake allows B&D to win the Minotaur and restore legitimacy |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 26 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: after 1992 |
| Sequel to: |
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| Originally published in zine: B&D’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES |
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| Author (if available): Mailander, Jane |
| Title: Dead Ship Floating |
| Category: AU |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B&D are stewards on the Titanic. This time they know exactly what and when is going to happen — they decide their reason for being there is not to divert the ship’s course (impossible, maybe dangerous to tamper with history on that scale) but to save lives. They meet a number of time travellers including Methos, Leo and Kate, and sink with the ship. Once back to reality, however, D meets Methos — maybe “it” this time happened to put them in touch with more time travellers? |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 19 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: after 1992 |
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| Prequel to: |
| Originally published in zine: B&D’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES; CHALK&CHEESE 15 |
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| Author (if available): Mailander, Jane |
| Title: Exploration |
| Category: DEATH |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): Two and a half years from B’s death, D and Murphy go climbing on Yosemite Valley US. As they go up and almost fall a couple of times, Murphy thinks about their relationship: how they have been skyhooks for each other, Murphy helping D go through B’s loss, and D pulling Murphy out of his isolation. D is learning to be with Murphy without thinking of B. They reach the top and sleep contentedly: things are well. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 65 |
| Word count (thousands) 5.8 |
| Date written: |
| Sequel to: Land-Bridge; Migration; Settlement; |
| Prequel to: Commemoration |
| Originally published in zine: MURPHY’S LAW |
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| Author (if available): Mailander, Jane |
| Title: Haunting, The |
| Category: AU |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B&D are in a fantasy setting, but to their relief they are not elves but humans. Actually, the elf is C and B&D have to help him run away from human slavers. (This is not C’s avatar, btw, but the REAL C who has jumped in this universe with them). They are helped by Spike the unicorn, who is enamoured of C (yes it is the reason you are thinking of). They run and run and finally reach the elf village, complete with Sean Connery and Duncan McLeod and a Scottish Nanny. The humans attack and there is a terrible battle. B’s arm is hacked off and Spike dies — but his last gift is to save B’s life with his magic horn, and to restore C’s leg (hacked off by the human slavers). |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 45 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: after 1992 |
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| Originally published in zine: B&D’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES; CHALK&CHEESE 15 |
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| Author (if available): Mailander, Jane |
| Title: I Never Metamorphosis I Didn’t Like |
| Category: AU |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): D wakes up as a 6 foot roach. B tries his best but he is still horrified (bad memories of roaches in African prison) — it gets worse, as C is kidnapped. Despite B’s opposition, D gets to HQ to help, and there he is almost lynched by disgusted colleagues. Mad with rage, D runs away to look for C on his own, and with his roach senses he finds him. D kills C’s captors but he is seriously injured; C himself dies. The other CI5 agents arrive too late, and even think that it was D-roach who killed C. D realizes that even B believed that, and hides away, showing up again just to help with the investigation on C’s death. All is very bitter — the relationship between B&D is destroyed (B is revolted, D is bitter and hates himself). C’s killers go loose and D is slowly dying. B&D realize they are in Kafka’s story and they have to follow its outline to be able to finish this hellish experience. So, B steps over D and kills him — but contrary to his expectations, B doesn’t wake up from the nightmare! He is heartbroken and miserable and desperate, thinking he has failed D and then killed D and now he is stuck there. Then he realizes he has not finished the story — like in Kafka, he has to be HAPPY and relieved that the roach is dead. As he does so, he gets back home to a worried and relieved D (who got back home as soon as he died in “it”). |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 25 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: after 1992 |
| Sequel to: |
| Prequel to: |
| Originally published in zine: B&D’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES |
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| Author (if available): Mailander, Jane |
| Title: Land-bridge |
| Category: DEATH |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B dies and D, his lover of six years, is devastated. Murphy, C’s heir apparent, is ordered to stay near D. Murhpy’s lifelong emotional distance, that makes him an island, begins to be influenced by the land-bridge of fellow feelings for the grieving D: on hearing D’s desperate cries during the night Murphy goes to him and holds him in comfort. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 33 |
| Word count (thousands) 4.9 |
| Date written: |
| Sequel to: |
| Prequel to: Migration; Settlement; Exploration; Commemoration |
| Originally published in zine: NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK 1 |
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| Author (if available): Mailander, Jane |
| Title: Migration |
| Category: DEATH |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): Six months from B’s death, D is partnered with Murphy. Two months after that, Murphy is almost killed but D saves him. This precipitates a crisis, since D is still reproaching himself for not being able to save B: Murphy confronts him, making D face the fact that he did all he could and he just couldn’t save B. Further, when D thinks it would have been better if he and B had never gotten together, Murphy, the former island-man, argues against him: and in doing so, they realize that they have grown close emotionally, and become lovers. (SWS) |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 33 |
| Word count (thousands) 4.7 |
| Date written: |
| Sequel to: Land-Bridge |
| Prequel to: Settlement; Exploration; Commemoration |
| Originally published in zine: PROFESSIONAL B&D |
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| Author (if available): Mailander, Jane |
| Title: Open Wide and Say “Arr!” |
| Category: AU |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B finds himself a mad sadistic pirate and D his bought doxy, and they have to pretend all the time while they are on board the pirate ship, hoping to find a chance to destroy the pirates. The pretense is getting to both of them, especially B because it brings back his time in Africa. After D is almost gang-raped, and B’s rescue punished by a lashing, the dam bursts. B ends up confessing to D that he was really like the pirats, and he killed and raped and liked it — like an addiction, it is all coming back to him now and he is terrified he will revert. D works through his shock and horror for a terrible time where B&D are worlds apart — then he realizes that B has repented and espiated and works very hard at keeping his inner rapist quiet, like an ex addict constantly works at overcoming his habit. They are reconciled, and B gets to expiate further by getting horribly killed as he blows up the pirate ship. (This story is retoldf |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 30 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: after 1992 |
| Sequel to: |
| Prequel to: |
| Originally published in zine: B&D’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES; CHALK&CHEESE 15 |
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| Author (if available): Mailander, Jane |
| Title: Permanent Change |
| Category: HUMOR |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): D is taken hostage by clumsy would-be Irish terrorists. When they want to send another hostage’s body part to the authorites, D bravely offers himself – so it is his hair that is sent, sparing young Sinead O’Connor’s ravenlike mane… Afterwards, D has to endure his mates’ jibes, his new too-respectable image with his grasses, his own posttraumatic stress problems, and finally has to cope with realizing that B is in love with him — they talk and realize it’s mutual, and they will act on it as soon as they can get home. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 10 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: Jan. 1999 |
| Sequel to: |
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| Originally published in zine: PRIORITY A-3 |
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| Author (if available): Mailander, Jane |
| Title: Settlement |
| Category: DEATH |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): A year from B’s death, D is hurt and dying in hospital. Murphy, waiting to know if D will make it, thinks back of their evolving relationship: New Year’s Eve, when B’s name was called in the CI5 evocation of the year’s dead (and the night of anguish and comfort that followed); Murphy’s birthday — the night before — when the hot sex was ruined by D calling B’s name. C also arrives at the hospital and Murphy accuses him of having pushed him and D together — and C replies that being human and involved will make Murphy a better controller. Finally the news arrive: D will make it (i.e. he did want to live after all): as D says, he could not let Murphy suffer what he suffered losing a partner and lover. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 65 |
| Word count (thousands) 5.4 |
| Date written: |
| Sequel to: Land-Bridge; Migration; |
| Prequel to: Exploration; Commemoration |
| Originally published in zine: NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK 3 |
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| Author (if available): Mailander, Jane |
| Title: We’re Going To Danteland! |
| Category: AU |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B&D tell Murphy of how they went through Dante’s Hell as Dante (D) and Virgil (B). The retelling has Murphy wondering about the truthfulness of it but above all about the deep affection between B&D. As B&D go through Hell they not only see Dante’s characters but also a few modern celebrities and colleagues. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 11 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: after 1992 |
| Sequel to: |
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| Originally published in zine: B&D’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES |
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| Author (if available): M., Khrystyna |
| Title: To Go to Law |
| Category: FUTUR (FUTURE OF POST CI5 STORY) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): C dies. B&D cry on each other’s shoulders, then pull themselves together as they are now the new co-controllers of CI5. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 1 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: April. 1988 |
| Sequel to: |
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| Originally published in zine: CHALK & CHEESE 1 |
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| Author (if available): Marley, Dorothy |
| Title: New York Minute |
| Category: CROSS (CROSSOVER) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B&D are in NY, standing by during a simple op. They go to a pub owned by an old friend of B’s, and they help a boy to take home his drunk mother. During the scene she throws, she accuses the boy to be gay. Feeling sorry for the boy, B suggests they show him a good time. D is reluctant at first but then agrees. They pick the boy up and take him to bed for a VERY HOT threesome. The morning after, however, they have to leave for England. In the epilogue more than ten years have passed, but the boy, Mike Logan from Law & Order — now with his own lover, still remembers them fondly. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): |
| Word count (thousands) 130 |
| Date written: 17.9 |
| Sequel to: November 1998? |
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| Author (if available): Martha |
| Title: Something for Christmas |
| Category: XMAS |
| It’s a list of gifts for the 12 days of Christmas – sorta: |
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| 12 Swiss Rolls |
| 11 Chocolate biscuits |
| 10 Bacon Sarnies |
| 9 Cans (or is it tins?) of Lager |
| 8 Maids for Murphy\ |
| 7 Calls on the R/T |
| 6 Cigars for Anson |
| 5 BOTTLES OF SCOTCH |
| 4 Calls from Cowley |
| 3 Visits with Ross |
| 2 Weeks with Macklin |
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| and Bodie and Doyle in a Pear Tree |
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| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 6 |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: December 1997 |
| Sequel to: |
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| Author (if available): Martin, Vicki L. |
| Title: Ransom |
| Category: CASE |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 97 |
| Word count (thousands) 9.8 |
| Date written: 1993 |
| Sequel to: |
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| Originally published in zine: PROFESSIONAL B&D |
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| Author (if available): Martin, Vicky |
| Title: Another Pros Misadventure |
| Category: HUMOR |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): C orders B&D to have sex while Murphy films them to give material to a blackmailers’ ring they want to discover. They reluctantly and angrily agree; then they produce a spectacular performance. Murphy is so shaken and aroused he has forgotten to load the film, so they have to re-do it. As they are left alone with the ‘bad news’, B&D start laughing – they have been lovers for 3 years and this is the best job they ever had to do, and it will cover their secret beautifully! |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 11 |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: 1992 |
| Sequel to: |
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| Author (if available): Martin Vicky L. |
| Title: Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep |
| Category: CASE |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 127 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: 1991 |
| Sequel to: |
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| Author (if available): Martin Vicky L. |
| Title: Shattered Spirit |
| Category: CASE |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 52 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: 1991 |
| Sequel to: |
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| Author (if available): Martin Vicky L. |
| Title: Tenderloin |
| Category: CASE |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 110 pp. |
| Word count (thousands) |
| Date written: 1991 |
| Sequel to: |
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| Author (if available): Mauve, G. |
| Title: Let Them Eat Cake |
| Category: RELAT (RELATIONSHIP) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B, in love with D, is jealous when D spends all his time with a fellow female agent. But it turns out D was just helping prepare a cake for C. They celebrate ten years of CI5 – but before they can eat the cake, they are called out on an emergency. B, happy again, steals two slices of cake and after the operation he celebrates with D. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 22 |
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| Author (if available): McClellan, Patti |
| Title: Betrayal |
| Category: ROM (ROMANCE) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): D thinks B is cheating on him and when B is back they fight and B bangs his head. However, B had gone to Switzerland to put D’s name in his bank account – moved and repentant, D pampers B. Subplot of B having been abandoned by his mother at birth, and D marveling he is able to love. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 33 |
| Word count (thousands) 2.8 |
| Date written: Feb. 1998 |
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| Author (if available): McClellan, Patti |
| Title: Mary Sue Strikes Back |
| Category: HUMOR |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): Mary Sue has been sued (ha ha) by a nasty solicitor for producing S&H fanfiction. She shows up in the company of B&D, kidnaps the solicitor and takes him into a parallel universe where slash characters are real. The lawyer meets S&H who, together with B&D, tell him that Mary Sue is authorized by them to write her stories and he better drop the charges if he wants to live. Chastised, he is returned to his world after meeting his parallel counterpart who is a drag queen. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 65 |
| Word count (thousands) 4.4 |
| Date written: Jan. 1998 |
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| Author (if available): McCormack, S. |
| Title: Final Twilight |
| Category: DEATH |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B & D are trapped by Krivas and die together. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 11 |
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| Date written: 15/3/83 |
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| Author (if available): MCK |
| Title: Separate Tables |
| Category: CROSS (CROSSOVER) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B&D and S&H are on the trails of some criminals; they meet in a pub and speculate about each other’s relationship, getting quite turned on. They both get back to the pub after closing time and they see the guys they are after having sex on a table – they watch, arrest, and then (B&D) imitate. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 65 |
| Word count (thousands) 6.4 |
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| Author (if available): McMillan, Russet |
| Title: Acronnet |
| Category: POEM |
| Better, I know, to trust only myself; |
| Others cannot live their lives for me. |
| Despite this, there’s a certain green-eyed elf |
| Into whose care I give my heart for free. |
| Each day he guards my back and I watch his, |
| As if we thought our luck would never end. |
| Needing his smile and wary of his fists, |
| Denying love, I say we’re just good friends. |
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| Does he believe that I’m completely blind, |
| Or that he means a smidgen less to me? |
| You moron, Bodie — open up your mind! |
| Look in my eyes; my love is there to see. |
| Emerging from the closet’s not my style, |
| So I’ll just keep on trying to make you smile. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 11 |
| Word count (thousands) 120 |
| Date written: Feb. 1997 |
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| Author (if available): Melanie Athene |
| Title: Tricks of the Trade |
| Category: SUPER (SUPERNATURAL) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B bets with D that he can hypnotize him, and he does. Before waking D up, however, B succumbs to temptation and plants a post-hypnotic command in D so that he can command him at will. After a few months spent closely together (so that B can play master and profit from the situation), they both start to realize their deepening feelings. An accidental misunderstanding of some hypnotic suggestion eventually sends B&D in bed together Ñ and then makes D forget everything! B is shattered and realizes he is in love while D’s reciprocating was just his own manipulations, now rightly punished. B withdraws with the excuse of having a new bird; then unable to stay away he gets drunk, confesses his love to D and thinking himself rejected he hypnotizes D again, to make love, hating himself but unable to resist. Eventually B starts hoping that D does love him and that the trance just brings it out – but before he can talk to D about it, D is wounded – when B tries to put him in a trance to help the pain, it doesnt work, and D reveals it never had. Tah dah! D pretended first in jest, then he fell in love but didnt think it was mutual, then he realizes but it was too late to dispel the pretense. They apologize and make up, happily ever after. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 198 |
| Word count (thousands) 31.1 |
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| Author (if available): Minou |
| Title: Bisto Bears |
| Category: HUMOR |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): Two cartoons featuring B&D lookalike bears. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 2 pp. |
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| Date written: Oct. 1997 |
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| Originally published in zine: MOTET OPUS 2 IN B & D |
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| Author (if available): Miriam |
| Title: Only Queers Kiss |
| Category: STEAMY |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B&D have sex, but while D is talking of love, B is still in homophobic denial. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 33 |
| Word count (thousands) 500 |
| Date written: 1999? |
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| Author (if available): Miso-no-Tsuki |
| Title: Hoc Opus, Hic Labor Est |
| Category: EMCON |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): In the prequel, B is Òpossessed by a ghost” and jumps D – after a while D enjoys it – but afterwards they are horrified and try and deny it. The angst is umbearable and they end up realizing they want it – moodiness, then talk then kiss and make up. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 65 |
| Word count (thousands) 8.4 |
| Date written: March. 1984 |
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| Author (if available): MISSING!!! |
| Title: PAEAN TO PRIAPUS 4 |
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| Author (if available): MJ |
| Title: Voice is Heard in Ramah |
| Category: CROSS (CROSSOVER) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B&D are working on the case of a serial rapist and killer of boys. They are helped by a young Oxford student, Mulder. Both B&D are attracted to each other but don’t act on it thinking the other straight – Mulder however acts as the catalyst: B conforts an upset Mulder (after he draws the killer’s profile) and gives him his first sexual experience. They solve the case successfully, and eventually D surprises B and Mulder in bed — D confronts B and they confess their mutual attraction. B apologizes to Mulder, even if they had made no promises, and poor Mulder gets back to Oxford alone, while B&D get together. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 65 |
| Word count (thousands) 7.8 |
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| Author (if available): Moore, Mona |
| Title: Slim, Sweet, Slight Story, A |
| Category: HUMOR/SATIR (SATIRE) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B inadvertently runs D over in his hurry to meet him. The accident makes them confess their mutual love and they go home together. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): The plot is nothing, the piece is great! To be read aloud. |
| Word count (thousands) 11 |
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| Author (if available): Morgaine |
| Title: Evening Song |
| Category: LIGHT |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 22 |
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| Author (if available): MS |
| Title: Hair Curler Scenario, The |
| Category: WRITR (writer in the story) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): B wants to borrow D’s hair curler to perm Murphy’s poodle as a practical joke. D objects and they quarrel. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 11 |
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| Date written: Feb. 1998 |
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| Author (if available): MS |
| Title: Jealousy is a Pickle-green-eyed Monster… |
| Category: HUMOR |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): D finds evidence of fen living in his pockets and thinks it was B using his trousers and cheating on him… |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 6 |
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| Date written: December 1996 |
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| Author (if available): Muir, L. |
| Title: Ad Corrigendum |
| Category: EPSOD (EPISODE) |
| Plot summary (very short pieces are sometimes copied here in their entirety): C ties up some loose ends after a case – he shames a woman into admitting she is not a doctoral student but an evening school one, and spies B&D to find out they are lovers. |
| Size in K/Number of Pages (pp): 11 |
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